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14 November 2016 @ 02:50 am
Arashi ni Shiyagare [2016.11.12] Review/spam (3)  
Part 2

~Arashi VS Sexy Zone~

First battle: Johnny’s smart changing quickly battle!

It has already become famous in Johnny’s live, the quick change of clothes. In order to not make the fans wait, an essential technique to put on their clothes.

MC: How is it for Arashi? Actually, how long it takes more or less?
Jun: Including moving (to where they change), maybe around 1 minute and a half.
MC: And for Sexy Zone?
Fuma: Around a minute.
Shori: Including moving.

Jun: No, no, our concert halls are big.

Rules: Once the dance is over, in the interlude they move to the changing boxes. Within 30 seconds, they have to change: jacket, shirt, trousers and shoes.

First it’s Sexy Zone’s turn.

Sho: That’s an out!

Then, Arashi gets closer to check.

Sho: Marius, that’s sneaky!
Jun: Okay, turn to the side just like that. You are only wearing a shoe, huh?
Sho: Sneaky.
Nino: Kenty is not wearing shoes.
Aiba: That’s bad.
MC: Sato-kun was quick, right?
Jun: He was, but the belt…
Nino: He couldn’t fasten the belt at all.
Jun: Fuma isn’t wearing the shoes.
Nino: And also the belt.

Nino: And you are out of the question.

Arashi’s turn.

Matsumoto: Perfect.
Fuma: Matsumoto-kun’s silhouette when he finished changed was so cool!

Aiba: Perfect.

Now, Nino’s turn. He’s given the OK.
But… The problem is probably… Ohno-san!

MC: Could you move?
Nino: This will be beyond your imagination if I move.
Sho: Will it be fine if Nino moves?
Nino: Is it fine? Okay, then sorry.

Then, Sakurai...

MC: Your left hand, it’s as if you are putting it on, but clearly… You didn’t make it on time.
SZ: That’s definitely not something to wear like that.
Sho: No, it’s like this.

Arashi wins the first battle~

- Second battle -
To jump upon the small island.
Rules: They will jump upon that small stage one by one, the team that can get more members in wins. In the case all members get on it, they will compete with how much time they can stand on it.

First to challenge it, is Sexy Zone.
First jumper: Kikuchi Fuma. SAFE.

Second jumper: Nakajima Kento. OUT.

Jun: That was fast!
Nino: Okay, next is Arashi’s turn.
Jun: What was that just now?
MC: Yes, he didn’t fall after getting on it, but fell directly.

Kento: Well, show-wise, the other 3 members of Sexy Zone haven’t come here yet. So, there are probably many fans that want to see that.
Jun: No, it was your fault.

Well, arashi being kind (XD) allow them a second try, with Nakajima and Kikuchi being the last two to jump.

First jumper: Marius.
General comment: his feet are huge!

Sho: Where do you buy your shoes?
Marius: A sumo wrestler--
Nino: Stop that.
Sho: So is it?
Jun: They don’t have that size, huh?

Second jumper: Matsushima So.
Third jumper: Sato Shori

Fourth jumper: Kikuchi Fuma.
Fifth jumper: Nakajima Kento.

Total time: 3’89.

If arashi members can get on it, and stay for 4 seconds, they will win.

First jumper: Aiba.


It’s over. An instant kill.

Here, have an extra cap of members imitating Aiba-chan.

Aiba: That cushion really leaped.

Aiba: I’m sorry. Sexy Zone, could you let us repeat?

Nino: There aren’t more chances.
Sho: No.
Nino: Obviously, they will say yes if you ask them.

So, Sexy Zone wins the second battle.

Marius: At the end, seeing Aiba-kun, I got confidence in myself.
Aiba: Watching me? Self-confidence? What does that mean?

And... It took me forever to post this. So had no time to go through Sho's corner. Will post it other time.
Seriously, posting was harder than anything else!

mu_nessmu_ness on November 14th, 2016 07:21 am (UTC)
That was really awesome. I could follow some on my first watch through but really appreciate the detailed captions! Thank you for translating and sharing!
abidaharafabidaharaf on November 14th, 2016 08:58 am (UTC)
thank you so much for the translation
genki3genki3 on November 15th, 2016 02:01 am (UTC)
Thank you for taking the time to translate and share this! I appreciate it. Everything makes much more sense when you know what they are saying LOL...

I love watching Arashi with their kouhais (and sempais too!). I don't know much about SZ so it's nice to watch them interact with Arashi. The wardrobe changing segment is pure Arashi GOLD. I will treasure it always! <3 XD
~Ria~fickleunicorn on November 17th, 2016 04:15 pm (UTC)
I don't really have much interest in SZ, but this one was fun XD

I'm so saving a HQ of that episode simply for that bit. As you said, it's pure gold!!
pupilurkerpupilurker on November 16th, 2016 09:11 am (UTC)
Kyaaa hahaha had so much fun reading your review~ I haven't watched it yet. Thank you!~ :3
~Ria~fickleunicorn on November 17th, 2016 04:14 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! :D
sakurailiasakurailia on December 4th, 2017 06:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)
aathosaathos on February 2nd, 2018 05:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you for translating.